it's the world we've been dreaming of

lizormianillustration:

whatever was left, that was ours for a while.

sunrise - louise glück

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tanadrin:

not-your-lawyer:

tanadrin:

Congrats to Grazer, Fat Bear Week champion of 2023. May her rule for the coming year be benevolent and just.

An absolute queen:

are you saying she used performance enhancing cubs?

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

my favorite customer service slip ups

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

prohaloplayer:

vaspider:

creekfiend:

creekfiend:

if I am doing something somewhere in the house or yard that is not dog related (these are fake activities) Glimmer will come and try to entice me into a dog related activity to do instead, and if I ignore her, she will begin to do what I have come to think of as Dog Infomercials. she will go get a favorite toy and bring it to me and begin MELODRAMATICALLY playing with it by herself in a really exaggerated way, then she will periodically pause and look at me to see if I have noticed how much FUN she is having with WUBBA™ and how much fun I COULD BE having with WUBBA™ if only I would CALL THIS TOLL FREE NUMBER NOW 👀👀👀👀

here she is doing Dog Infomercial Face after smacking me in the leg with her favorite tuggy ball

… omg our dogs all do this too and now I’ll never be able to think of this as anything but Dog Infomercial Face

ALT

Call 1800-THROW-IT, that’s 1800-THROW-IT to make Davos SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW by THROWING THE BALL

fluorescentbrains:

citationless behavior

creepymutelilbugger:

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

cetitan:

huffylemon:

cometcrystal:

thedivinemagnet:

Definitely a contender for funniest peanuts strip

duckdotcom:

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

tahthetrickster:

there’s only 4 hours of labor day left and absolutely nobody on my dash posted todaybor day is labor day. fucking unbelievable. i have to do everything around here

it’s that time of year again lads

good morning americans

marxism-leninism-memeism:

this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

aspieragus:

retroactivebakeries:

superorganism:

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together